Fine Young Cannibal

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I was taking Wolf to bed the other night. He was doing his usual stalling routine of drinking-peeing-kissing-gathering his toys-drinking again-poo poo-kissing again etc.

He took two of his toys cars, than halfway up the stairs he decided to 'let them sleep' in the living room. When we were about to go up again, he changed his mind another time. So I got fed up, and took him in my arms to carry him to bed. He screamed and yelled and wanted me to let him go and fetch his cars.

And then he bit me in the shoulder.

Not just a little nip! No, he bit me like a starving tyrannosaur would attack a 4x4 full of cute little Hollywood children.

At this point, I would like to say that I remained calm and dignified and started an open dialogue with my son explaining him that he'd hurt me and that this was socially unacceptable behaviour.

But I didn't.

So I did my very best while reading his bed-time story, with extra sound effects and much kissing afterwards to show that, yes, I love him dearly.

 

Comments

Name

You did name him Wolf, didn't you...

I knew

I knew someone was going to say that.

*Auch* In de flits van zo'n

*Auch*
In de flits van zo'n moment denk je even niet aan je opvoedkundige principes he...

Maybe he was hungry? Bart,

Maybe he was hungry? Bart, are you feeding that boy enough??

Poor dad

Feeding him enough? Yesterday he ate dinner (a full plate of black pudding with potatoes and apple sauce), then finished a sandwich he didn't eat at lunch, and finally he munched down a plate of fries.

He's turning me into a poor man, he is!

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